Top 10 Ways You Know You Have A Boy

  1. You are on your second frequent visitor card for the orthopedic doctor.
  2. You just tripped over his stash of weapons for Zombie hunting.
  3. You just caught him having a fart contest with his friend.
  4. He frequently tells you that girls have cooties.
  5. He seems to have a quota for bringing in dirt from the playground.
  6. He is always attempting stunts to impress his friends.
  7. He will play Minecraft until he goes blind.
  8. There are enough Nerf guns throughout the house for him to start his own war.
  9. He loves “Crash & Bernstein” on Disney XD.
  10. He loves Adam Sandler movies (Sandler Syndrome)!

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