Top 10 Ways You Know It’s Flu Season

  1. You’re Cocktail Hour consists of shots of Pedialyte.
  2. You will lose your mind if you watch one more episode of SpongeBob SquarePants!
  3. It has been so long since you slept that you just fell asleep standing at the sink.
  4. A three course meal includes: soup, crackers and Jell-O, which you end up wearing shortly after supper.
  5. You are screaming in your head, “How can those little bodies possibly have any more vomit in them?”
  6. You have no more clean bed linens and clothes.
  7. You have bags under your eyes that no cream can fix.
  8. The bus for school is half empty.
  9. That’s not styling gel in your hair.
  10. You are on the Spray ‘N Wash hotline asking how to get vomit stains out of your clothes.

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