- They won’t move out!
(Maybe you’re too good of a mom!)
- They are excited to celebrate Mother’s Day!
- They still want to snuggle with mommy and watch a movie.
- Their friends want to visit your house, because you’re fun!
- You chase down their friends’ mothers, so that they can get together.
- They got their homework done!
(Who’s the bitch now? <snap>)
- You’ve watched Grown Ups 2 for the twentieth time!
(Applicable for Sandler Syndrome Children)
- No matter how much money you have; you make sure that they have something under the tree for Christmas.
- You have a special lie detector.
(No, you are going to school!)
- They’re still alive aren’t they!